Bryanna Clark Grogan’s Vegan Feast Kitchen/ 23rd Century Table

that last photo had me laughing really hard. :)

I'm full just reading about it! What a great evening - I can only imagine what great company and great conversation you had. I had the pleasure of meeting Howard at the SF world veg day (my dad is from Montana too and we talked about that). You continue to inspire Bryanna!

Bryanna,

WHAT a treat for you (AND for Howard Lyman ... getting a meal of your cooking!!) He and his wife were at the same table as I was at one of the meals at Grand Rapids. I sat next to his wife, so got to talk with her some. Just a wonderful, wonderful couple!! As Nancy said, what great conversation you all must have had!!

I'm excited about your new cookbook! How about "Bryanna's Devilishly Delicious Seitan Recipes" :)

Ha! I like that, Wendy!

Jususan, I was born in Oakland (30 years before you were, I might add!), and I am also a Gemini! I also laughed out loud when Fireweed sent me that picture!

Great pictures! And looks like a great time. I only quickly said hello to Howard Lyman when he signed my copy of "Mad Cowboy"! But was exciting, nonetheless! :)

Bryanna, you look beautiful! The pic of you and Brian is my favorite. And Fireweed's cake look incredible!

By the way, do you have a new ham coming out for the e-book???!!!

Can't think of a name right now..."New Meat For Dummies"? Lol! I kind of like the "Not_Meat E-Book" or "New Meat" or "Meet Your New Meat" "Seitan: the Better White Meat" or "Seitan: the Healthy White Meat" Haha, you can tell I want that e-book! I'll have it one way or other! Can't wait till it's available. :)

OH! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRYANNA AND BRIAN!!!!

Thank you, Linda! I'm making my list of titles! Keep 'em coming! You know, David Lee, of Field Roast from Seattle, calls his products "grain meat"-- interesting concept.

Great coverage of that Feast, Bryanna... Howard told me how delicious the meal was and also how impressed he was by your home (and the forest around it all!). He and Willow had been excited about visiting with you. I'd the opportunity to make a few of your recipes for them in the past, but none as elaborate, interesting, and probably as good as what you prepared.

I'm so-oooooo envious! The Seitan Ham, in particular, looks delicious. Nice pix throughout your post.

Thanks so much for posting a summary of the meal... next best thing to being there. They are as an amazing couple as you are vegan chef.

(how 'bout: "Simple Seitan: Making Meat with Wheat!")

Best to you, Mark Mad Cowboy webmaster/editor

Thanks for writing, Mark! You'll have to check out denman yourself one day!

Bryanna your seitan recipes are tops. The shift to healthier eating was alot easier thanks to the similarities between your cooking style and my mom's (Euro-North American). I lucked out with "Nonna's" being in my public library a couple years back. Thinking about a name for your e-book (What's an e-book??). I'll send one when I come up with something worthy. I tried your ham recipe from the archives and mine turns out kind of gummy on the edges, yours looks way more firm.

anonymous-- I use a claypot roaster now--this really makes a difference!

bryanna, that "ham" looks amazing! having been raised on a swine-free diet, as a vegetarian and vegan i am OBSESSED with fake pork. not sure which i'm more a-tingle over, the next newsletter or the seitan book... okay, both :0)

regards from ny, shivani

p.s. the caption on that last photo almost send apple juice all over my keyboard!

So funny, Bryanna!! And the food looks scrumptious. How fun to hang with The Mad Cowboy!!!

Seitan Temptations. Lol! That's a good one. :D Think it will sell amongst Conservatives, though? lol ;D

Hi Bryanna,

How funny! I laughed so hard when I saw the last picture. Fireweed was so funny.

I read Howard's book and saw his DVD. Very informative and cool! Yes, I recommend it to anyone vegetarian or not.

The seitan ham is my favorite seitan. I make it all the time. Yum. Can't wait for the key lime bar recipe, too and 'steak' au poivre recipe.

My suggestion is 'Praise Seitan!' for the e-book since your seitan got praises all the time. :-)

I will definitely buy your e-book.

SIV

Thanks for all the suggestions, everyone-- keep 'em coming! I just got back from Victoria, where I did 3 demos for VIVA's 25th anniversary celebration, and Howard gave a great talk and was very well-recieved!

I woulg go with "The Seitan Mines". I also thought of a dozen funny titles involving Seitan VS. Satan, but I doubt many editors would want to publish something titled "Prayers to Seitan"!

"The Chronicles of Wheat Meat" or "...of Seitan"

or

"Bryanna's Manna"

I'm still working on this! Lol!

"Manna from Bryanna" ;D is "mannas" grammatically correct? "Bryanna's Mannas" flows nicely lol.

"Seitan, Heaven Scent" or "sent"

or

"Heaven sent Seitan" or "scent"

Janem, it is not greasy at all! It's really lowfat. Delicious. All Bryanna's meats, that I know of, are low fat. The most I've tried other than Bryanna's are always loaded with fat to try to make them good. The thing about Bryanna's is there is actual work (and creativity) put into them to make them tasty! No need to soak them with oil for "flavor" and texture. They have this amazing balance of flavors that come together like pure magic -- or genius, rather. Best ever Seitans! Hey, maybe that's a name, "Best Ever Seitans"! Or that's too common, maybe? ?

Okay, another one sort of like one I mentioned earlier: "Seitan, the Better Wheat Meat" or "Bryanna's Seitan(s), the Other Wheat Meat"

"Glad Cow Meat" haha, but that's just referencing beef...hmmm...

"Wheat For Meat Eaters"

"Compassionate Choice Meats"

"Blessed Wheat Meat" Too religious?
or "Blessed are the Wheatmeat" Lol!


Ah, I'm getting crazy now. :D

Bryanna, what have you come up with?!

how about

"Meat" Compassion - Savory Meals for Vegans and Omnis

or

Bryanna Rules In The Creation of Vegan Faux-Meat, Get This Book And You'll Be Glad. Thanks.

either one would be accurate ;-p

Linda, 'manna' is spelt correctly, if you mean the old word meaning: 'great, welcomed abundacy of...'
I am pretty surprised to see this ancient Italian word used!

Lol, harlemgrrl, that's funny :)

"Sensational Seitan(s)"
"Seitan Sensations"
"'Meat' for(faux?) Your Conscience"
"'Meat' from the Garden"
"'Meat' for the Planet"
"Kinder, Gentler 'Meat'"
"Earth Mother's (Mother Earth's) Choice 'Meat'"
"Earth-Friendly 'Meat'"
"Bryanna's Choice 'Meats'"

Hey t!

I meant can manna be pluralized with an "s."

Bryanna -

I think this is my first time commenting on your site, but I've been lurking for awhile. I'm amazed at your creations and the ham looks so real!! One of these days, I am going to be ambitious and try out some of your recipes.

As far as a name goes...the only thing I can think of was some kid on TV (WifeSwap, I think) said, "Life is not all Flowers and Sausages!" I still chuckle over that one.

Take care,

Crystal

Amazing Grazing:
Delicious Ways with Vegan Wheat Roasts

By Bryanna Clark-Grogan,
aka the Queen Of Seitan

Linda is getting pretty creative in her generous name ideas.... Blessed are the wheat meat eaters and all who may buy Bryanna's e-book, one of which will be me for sure is I fail to win this great idea of a contest.

I also really like Sensational Seitan, listed above.

I'm sure this e book will be great. I had a commenter ask about your gruyere cheese, will the e-book include cheese too?

Amazing Grazings: Vegan Meat and Cheese Recipes to Please the Pickiest Pallet

Ooh, good ones, Dori!

I love word play, lol.

How about "Vegan Feast of 'Meats'"

Wow! My list is growing! Dori-- that's a thought about the cheese, recipes. I only have a few that I really like, so it might be a nice addition!

"Can't be beat Meat, and Cheese to Please"

"Meat That Can't Be Beat, and Cheese, too, Please!"

"Vegan Meat and Cheese to Please"

"Compassionate Cuisine"

"Exquisite Meats and Cheeses for the Compassionate Palate"
or "...for the Compassionate Consumer"

Hi Bryanna!

Everyone's having so much fun with the book names, I had to get in on the act. How about:

"A Field Guide To Grain Roasts"
"The Complete Book Of Grain Roasts"
"The Complete Book Of Wheat Roasts"
"The Complete Book Of Seitan Roasts"
"The Complete Book Of Seitan"
"Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Seitan, But Were Afraid To Ask"
"Vegan Charcuterie"

"Vegan Charcuterie"

nice one, juliehasson!

There are some very good name suggestions so far - and I haven't really got something to top it - but I'd tip for "Seitan Sensations" as the best one so far. A simple and concise title! Dori's "by Bryanna Clark Grogan aka The Queen of Seitan" is a compulsary addition *LOL*

"The Golden Rules of Meat"

Hi Bryanna,

I'm coming in very late on this one, but I would run right out and buy any book that was called "Seitan Worship." (Hmmm, I'll have to check and see if it's already been done!) I also like the name "In Praise of Seitan." I guess I just have never been able to use the word "seitan" with a straight face!

Hi Bryanna. It's me, Randie (you know me from emails and vegsource. *waves*) Just a quick title suggestion for the e-book:

Seitan: Friend and Faux.

Cherie, the recipe for the key lime bars will be in my next Vegan Feast Newsletter.

"Hail Seitan! or 'How I learned to stop worrying and love the meat'"

How about "where's the beef?" or "Where's the meat?" playing on that old commercial...then a second title could be
"Seitan creations for hearty meatless meals"
or
"compassionate creations for hearty meatless meals."

Enjoy!
Julie

For your ebook, how about:

Seitanic Eats: Wheat (and Faux) Meat(s) for the Masses

For your book, how about

'Seitan-talise Your Tastebuds - Gorgeous Vegan Wheatmeat Feasts'

Well,everyone, as you can see, 6 yrs later and I still haven't got that book done! Too many other things going on in the intervening years! But it is next on my list and I am keeping the list and I will keep to the bargain!